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Just when you thought Bobby Petrino had outslimed Saban, Saban reclaims the throne!

Sources close to University President Mike Garrison have informed WBGV that Nick Saban’s agent has contacted WVU regarding our vacant head-coaching position.

These sources tell us that Saban is extremely unhappy in Tuscaloosa and has failed to recapture the situation he had in Baton Rouge with LSU. The purpose of the agent’s call was to express initial interest in the position and to have WVU athletics put together a compensation package enough to lure Saban from Alabama.

Now that is the mark of a true champion. Just like Dave Kingman - never let them take your glory!

In an unrelated story -
apparently Ray Lewis is Jewish?

You probably know some of the great Jewish American sports heroes. Like Hank Greenberg. Sandy Koufax. Bob Cousy.

And Ray Lewis. Yes, THAT Ray Lewis.

Apparently his Wikipedia entry says that he is … and you know how much we can believe Wikipedia! So I’m sure it’s true. I sure hope all the NFL Players in his line of destruction are Kosher. Picture from Kissing Suzy Kolber.

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So Bobby Petrino finally figures out he’s in way over his head and decides (3 games before the end of the NFL season) to bolt for the comforts of Fayetteville. Here’s the form letter he left for his players upon leaving along with some KSK-inspred banter with his wife:

Becky: You realize you’re a 46-year-old man who goes by “Bobby,” right?

Petrino: (sighs) Yeah. Guess I’ll need to add my middle name if I wanna make it in Arkansas, huh?

Horrible. Terrible. Such an utter lack of class. What would the Hog Hotties like Jessica (Miss May) think about that poor example you’re setting for Arkansas, the school where the former coach was allegedly having an affair with a TV reporter. Um … Nevermind.

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