Never seen this before – Kimmel went right into Jay’s house (via satellite) and knifed him whie Jay sat there and took it:
11:00 PM ET: Here is the promised video of Kimmel on Leno’s show, participating in the 10@10 segment. And if you thought Kimmel’s impersonation of Leno on Tuesday was nasty, just wait until you watch this.
Some choice quotes, courtesy Kimmel:
[Asked by Leno what the best prank he ever pulled was] “The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I’m gonna give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly.”
[Asked by Leno if he ever orders anything off of the TV] “Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?”
[Asked by Leno what the record is for number of lap dances he's received in one night] “Strippers, I don’t like in general. Because you have this phony relationship with them for money, similar to that of when you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together, passing the torch… you know what I’m saying.”
[Asked by Leno what he hasn't yet hosted, but would like to] “Oh, this is a trick, right? Where you get me to host The Tonight Show and then take it back from me?”
[Asked why he came on to do the segment] “Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children—all you have to take care of is cars. I mean, we have lives to lead here. You’ve got $800 million, for God’s sakes—leave our shows alone.”
John Anderson, the typical Sportscenter knob who stumbles through Champions League highlights and names and terms, finally admits – ON ABC’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL – that he hates footy. Are you kidding me? And you want ME to support watching any soccer on ESPN?!? Or any Disney properties?
8. The Dana Carvey Show A sketch comedy with an even more abbreviated run than The Ben Stiller Show, The Dana Carvey Show premiered on ABC in the summer of 1996. Eight episodes were produced, but the network canceled the show after only six due to low ratings. Still, with a talent roster that also included Steve Carrell, Stephen Colbert, Dave Chappelle, Robert Smigel (better known as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) and future Oscar-winning screenwriter Charlie Kaufman (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), it’s impossible to argue that the show didn’t have an impressive comedic pedigree. The show isn’t available on DVD, but all eight episodes can be found on Hulu.com.
amazing what you dig up while cruising the internet. Dana Carvey leaves SNL for this show on ABC Primetime (even managing to take the Church Lady with him) and the first sketch he does on the first episode is one of Bill Clinton breastfeeding a baby, a kitten, and several dogs with multiple surgically added breasts. Apparently people were upset and wrote in – so what do they come back with in week 2? What must have been the first occurance of The Ambiguosly Gay Duo
Mary Hart, OJ Simpson, Ed McMahon – oh the 90’s will never die!
. No bowl for you. Kyle Wright: abysmal. 
