The sad thing is – this guy was ready made for this kind of crisis. He’s the guy we needed on TV to speak on this while Tim Geithner and Barny Frank trip over their tongues. He’s the one who would tell the financially ignorant congressmen to go take a hike and call out the free-market fondlers for giving guns to the Wall Street chimps. Why’d he have to go get caught? Why’d he not know that his enemies would have exposed any wrongdoing he was doing. Shoulda stayed in your lane. Dumbass.
Spitzer: I failed in a very important way – CNN.com
(CNN) — In his first television interview since being forced from office in a prostitution scandal, former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer talked with CNN about his personal failings, the AIG bailout and President Obama’s handling of the economy.
In a wide-ranging discussion, Spitzer told CNN’s “Fareed Zakaria GPS” that he thinks he still has a duty to speak about issues like million-dollar bonuses to American International Group executives, but that he comments on the issues “with full awareness and heaviness of heart about what I did.”
“I would say to [critics] that I never held myself out as being anything other than human,” he said in the interview, which airs Sunday at 1 p.m. ET. “I have flaws as we all do, arguably. I failed in a very important way in my personal life. And I have paid a price for that.”
The former governor, a Democrat who led New York from January 2007 until he resigned in March 2008, was hired recently by Slate magazine to write a regular online column.
Spitzer, who was New York’s attorney general for eight years, said he is concerned about the economic crisis and other problems the nation is confronting.
“These are issues that I feel deeply about,” he said. “But I am where I am because of my own conduct. And as I say, I make no excuses.”
His first column for Slate criticized the federal government’s bailout programs. One of the companies to receive bailout money ($173 billion) was insurance giant AIG, which scheduled $165 million in bonuses to senior executives.
Spitzer told CNN that executive bonuses may grab headlines, but the insurance company’s payouts on complicated financial instruments deserve closer examination.
Spitzer said that AIG was at the “center of the web” of transactions that have forced a massive bailout of the U.S. financial system, and that the insurer’s woes stem from financial practices he first investigated as New York’s attorney general.
“Back then I said to people, ‘AIG is the center of the web.’ The financial tentacles of this company stretched to every major investment bank,” he said.
AIG’s collapse stemmed largely from its array of exotic financial products such as credit-default swaps, which went sour when the U.S. housing market turned south after 2006.
“Bonus is a real issue. It touches us viscerally,” Spitzer said. But he added, “The real money and the real structural issue is the dynamic between AIG and the counterparties.”
Much of the $170 billion in taxpayer funds AIG has received is going straight to the buyers of its instruments, which amounted to a form of insurance on mortgage-backed bonds.
With the housing market in free fall and foreclosure rates spiking, those bonds have tumbled dramatically. That forced AIG to pay out money it didn’t have to its clients.
“Virtually all” of the $80 billion-plus in the initial AIG bailout went to the company’s counterparties, including nearly $13 billion to investment bank Goldman Sachs alone, Spitzer said.
“Why did that happen? What questions were asked? Why did we need to pay 100 cents on the dollar on those transactions if we had to pay anything?” he asked. “What would have happened to the financial system had it not been paid? These are the questions that should be pursued,” he said.
Spitzer looked at AIG’s financial practices as attorney general, an inquiry that led to the resignation of Maurice “Hank” Greenberg, the insurance giant’s longtime chairman, in 2005. iReport.com: Sound off on AIG
Spitzer commended Obama for the way the he has handled the economic crisis, comparing the situation to putting out 500 fires.
It is a difficult task to institute good policies that will bring back the economy while keeping support of the nation’s citizens, Spitzer said.
“I think one of the largest, most difficult tasks that he has is to control the outrage that is brewing in the public, sympathize with it and garner it, but use it to get good policy, not policy based upon anger,” he said.
Siptzer Swallows. Then Resigns.
ahh the jokes will never get old. Nor will the ponzi schemes.
Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed. The student who has a degree in Women’s Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself. 
MARCH 27–Meet Vince Shlomi. He’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
BRAZILIAN club Figueirense have incorporated cross-dressing into their training sessions. Coach Roberto Fernandes makes out-of-form players train in a skimpy frock (see photo). What would Brian Clough have made of it? Not much, we imagine.The dress is credited with an upturn in the form of midfielder Jairo, who is the man in the picture to your left.Fernandes claims Jairo put in his best performance for the second-division club in the next match after wearing the dress in training.
