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January 31, 2009

We’re the best at not screwing ourselves over too much! USA! USA!

Filed under: Politics, Vladimir Putin — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — webadmin @ 10:17 pm


 

We may be in a recession, but Russia is on the brink, it seems. First, Serena absolutely clobbers Dinara Safina in the Australian Open Women’s Final 6-0 6-3. Then the global financial crisis, that our best and brightest financial minds sparked, is succeeding in cutting the legs out from under pesky oil-rich nations like Russia and Iran and Venezuela. You can’t have oil demand if people don’t have jobs! Now our buddy Putin is trying to put a clamp on the dissent by going back to his old reporter-murdering handbook:

MOSCOW (AP) – The dead loom over the morning editorial meeting at Russia’s leading investigative newspaper. Novaya Gazeta’s staff is trying to plan the next issue and editor-in-chief Dmitry Muratov is in an understandably foul mood. In a corner hang photos of four reporters he has lost in the past eight years – one beaten to death, one allegedly poisoned, two shot – the most recent on Jan. 19. It’s not easy to put a paper out these days, Muratov says.

I’ll bet it’s not. It’s also not easy to walk across downtown Moscow unmolested by some protestor or the other. They’re calling for Putin to resign because of the economy:

Anti Putin Protests In Russia

Russia was rocked today by some of its strongest protests yet as thousands rallied across the vast country to attack the Kremlin’s response to the global economic crisis. The marches, complete with Soviet-style red flags and banners, pose a challenge to a government which has faced little threat from the fragmented opposition and politically apathetic population during the boom years fuelled by oil. Pro-government thugs beat up some of the protesters.

Nine years into the new century seems right about on schedule for another Bolshevik uprising. So is Medyedev playing the part of Rasputin? And to top it off, fresh off Al-Queda trying to frighten America into opposing Obama by calling him a house-negro, Iran’s calling us weak for wanting diplomacy:

US President Barack Obama’s offer to talk to Iran shows that America’s policy of “domination” has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday. “This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed,” Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency. “Negotiation is secondary, the main issue is that there is no way but for (the United States) to change,” he added. After nearly three decades of severed ties, Obama said shortly after taking office this month that he is willing to extend a diplomatic hand to Tehran if the Islamic republic is ready to “unclench its fist”. In response, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched a fresh tirade against the United States, demanding an apology for its “crimes” against Iran and saying he expected “deep and fundamental” change from Obama.

Hah – if your distractions don’t work, the fundamental change might come in Iran’s next elections! If only Israel hadn’t taken the bait. Again.

And once again we’re sitting pretty. What an incredibly amazing 8-year plan. They had it all figured out all this time. Man, George Bush may have been right about history judging him differently.

Um…..

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Obama and Mourinho



 

hilarious



YouTube – Special 1 TV EP O1 A very special guest

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January 29, 2009

What I Learned From The Daily Show



 

Urban Dictionary: Upper Decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

and I thought it had something to do with baseball!

See also the double decker, tennessee two timer, atomic bomb and the cosby cocktail.

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January 26, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-26

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  • http://tr.im/cpsv Charles Barkley on Arsenio Hall Show plus dunks and highlights. Cameos by Fred Hickman, Vince Cellini, and Ahmad Rashad. #

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January 25, 2009

Farrakhan vs Phil Donahue – What a find



 

Part of a series of an interview from, I’m guessing, around 1993-4 or so. Probably post LA Riots and pre-OJ. I remember he came to our school around that time and some Jewish friends of mine were all up in arms about it so much so that they wouldn’t even discuss it (I didn’t know a lot about his controversial statements at the time). For those unaccustomed, compare and contrast to the Jeremiah Wright sermons in style and tone and it’s not hard to see why Wright was turned into a pariah.

Looking at the white lady that asks the question at about the 5 minute mark, and another lady on part 4 of this, it’s easy to see why a) It’s almost never about the message and almost always about the messenger, and b) Why Obama’s consistent non-threatening delivery has ingratiated him to so many who would dismiss, out of hand, other black leaders even if they had some useful and constructive things to say – something to gain from reading between the lines. This is my proof of what changed on Nov 4th. The conditions evolved organically, but the change happened in that “defining moment.”

I’ve never been a fan of the Nation of Islam, but I do think they serve a purpose. The problem, as in any group like this, is always one of communication. There was a missing link or an interpreter needed to distill each side’s points to get to some kind of workable middle ground – and Phil seemed to prefer not to try to bridge. Regardless, I wonder what happened to this kind of TV, though. The single issue political discussion. It seems it’s been marginalized to segments on cable TV and slanted by the political leaning of the network and/or host. Meanwhile the studio audience discussion shows have either been used for exploitation TV like discovering someone’s baby daddy, or to further the brand of the host like Oprah or Dr. Phil.

Still, a nice window back into the past. I wonder what someone my age 15 years from now will have to say about society in the late aughts and how it’s evolved. Assuming we’re still around and haven’t been taken over by the Chinese or part of single currency North American Union (NAU) where we’re the Germany, Canada’s the Italy, and Mexico’s the Latvia or something.

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Best. Sketch Comedy Show. Ever.



 

inspiration from BabyGirl

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January 24, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-24

Filed under: Cell Phones, Kobe, Mini Blog, Obama, Palm, Tech — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — blogger @ 11:59 pm


 

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Ba-Rap Obama



 

PREZ ZINGS GOP FOE IN A $TIMULATING TALK – New York Post

WASHINGTON — President Obama warned Republicans on Capitol Hill today that they need to quit listening to radio king Rush Limbaugh if they want to get along with Democrats and the new administration.

“You can’t just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done,” he told top GOP leaders, whom he had invited to the White House to discuss his nearly $1 trillion stimulus package.

One White House official confirmed the comment but said he was simply trying to make a larger point about bipartisan efforts.

“There are big things that unify Republicans and Democrats,” the official said. “We shouldn’t let partisan politics derail what are very important things that need to get done.”

That wasn’t Obama’s only jab at Republicans today.

In an exchange with Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.) about the proposal, the president shot back: “I won,” according to aides briefed on the meeting.

“I will trump you on that.”

Not that Obama was gloating. He was just explaining that he aims to get his way on stimulus package and all other legislation, sources said, noting his unrivaled one-party control of both congressional chambers.

Ba-Rap Obama (with apologies to

Shaq O’Neal)

Obama Run DMCbr />Check it, You know how I be
Last week Rush couldn’t do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week O’Reilly couldn’t do without me

For real dawg, now that’s the GOP
There ain’t nobody in the world do it smarter than me
That’s like Fox News trying to be harder than me
That’s like Republicans crap, a non-starter with me

That’s like John Boehner’s ass trying to barter with me
That’s like Limbaugh thinking that he’s smarter than me
That’s like a Gitmo no-torture charter with me
That’s like Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter ‘fore me

That’s the difference between first and last place
Yo Fox News, Tell me how my ass tastes
Rush Limbaugh, Tell me how my ass tastes
Okay, Hannity, Tell me how my ass tastes

Yeah, Glenn Beck, you can’t do without me
GOP, You can’t do without me
Matt Drudge, You can’t do without me
Everybody, O’Reilly, Tell how my ass tastes

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January 23, 2009

The Roundup from 2009-01-23



 

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January 21, 2009

Presidentiality



 

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