June 30, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-30

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June 29, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-29

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Remember this guy from CNN? The Strange British Guy?

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KINKY NEWS NETWORK - New York Post

CNN’S QUEST A VERY ‘KNOTTY’ BOY

April 19, 2008

This is CNN? Kinky!

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said. The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying “Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m.”

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of “his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant’s statements that . . . ‘I’ve got some meth in my pocket.’ “ He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance.

His unusual get-up didn’t lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn’t exposing himself, the police source said. Quest’s unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest’s lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events. “Mr. Quest didn’t realize that the park had a curfew,” Abramson said. He was simply “returning to his hotel with friends.”

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an “adjournment in contemplation of dismissal,” which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program. He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.

Abramson predicted after the hearing that “the case will be dismissed.” He declined to answer questions.

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on the cable news network and its international counterpart, declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman.

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him “one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team.”

“He has become one of the network’s highest profile presenters,” and his “dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting,” the network’s Web site says.

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn’t think it would be a good fit.

Dick Quest, eh? Indeed!

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June 27, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-27

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Rosemary Stasek in Afghanistan

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NBC Nightly News - The news team was in Kabul this week and followed me around to several of our projects. It is supposed to be on the NBC Nightly News Friday the 13th if you get a chance to see it.

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June 26, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-06-26

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June 25, 2008

Is Al-Jazeera on basic cable? — chicagotribune.com

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