Suge Knight was knocked out for three minutes following a brawl at Hollywood nightclub Shag on Saturday. Details are unclear, and TMZ.com initially reported that SUge Knight was knocked out after shaking his assailant and demaning, “I want my money!”
Now hip hop blog HipHopDX.com has a different story– it seems that Suge Knight was not knocked out by whoever owed him money. Instead, it appears that the money argument was taped using a cell phone camera. Suge Knight put him in a headlock and took the phone outside. The cameraman followed him–grabbing an object from his trunk that he used to knock out Suge– for 10 minutes.
TMZ had exclusive photos of a bloody Suge Knight after the fight. Knight was hospitalized but declined to press charges. Blog Derek Hail said that Suge Knight’s SUV driver hit two cars and then was take away. Someone else had to drive them away.
Details are not yet known for the Suge Knight fight btu Derek Hail speculated that the assailant will be dead within the week.
No word if the assailant was one Robert Van Winkle.
As if you needed another reason why Cheap Seats is one of the most underrated TV shows of all time - check out this episode I saw about a Women’s College Bowling Tournament:
College Bowling — David Alan Grier starred in movies and sitcoms and the sketch comedy hit In Living Color, so why in the world is he hosting College Bowling? That’s exactly what he wants to know. Watch as his apathy quickly turns to disdain in an episode that features the famed Kelly Rapp Rap and the Kelly Rapp Rap Remix — both hip hop homages to Fresno State female bowler Kelly Rapp. Sean Salsbury and Trey Wingo guest star.
More about Randy and Jason Sklar and the Kelly Rap Rap:
The Sklar Brothers had a Comedy Central Special and it was pretty funny. I think the fact that they have done an assortment of jokes and have included the most uber-specific sports references in their work ( “Like Zinedine Zidane, I’ll put my head on your chest”). If you know a lot of shit about sports, you gotta check out these guys. They are amazing comedians, and sucks that they get so little work they resort to those VH1 top-100 Whatever-the-Fuck-is-rotting-America’s Minds countdown. Here is a video they made as a tribute to a female 80’s bowler Kelly Rapp.
This completely beats out the Def Poetry Jam bit about National Cowgirl Hall Of Famer and former Miss Rodeo America Pam Minick.
Randy: The word is a better place with you in it, Pam Minick!
Jason: If you had a cold, I’d go to the drug store and pick you up some Triaminic, Pam Minick!
Randy: You got the skills to spay the ball across all the fields, like Tony Gwinick, Pam Minick!
Jason: I would never let Ted Kennedy drive you to Chappaquiddick, Pam Minick! Randy: If you were on Real World 3 : San Francisco, you probably would have connected the most with sensitive cartoonist Judd Winick, Pam Minick!
Jason: UN-like Cigarettes you contain no carcinogens*, Pam Minick, but I am addicted to you girl!
Suge Knight was knocked out for three minutes following a brawl at Hollywood nightclub Shag on Saturday. Details are unclear, and TMZ.com initially reported that SUge Knight was knocked out after shaking his assailant and demaning, “I want my money!”
Now hip hop blog HipHopDX.com has a different story– it seems that Suge Knight was not knocked out by whoever owed him money. Instead, it appears that the money argument was taped using a cell phone camera. Suge Knight put him in a headlock and took the phone outside. The cameraman followed him–grabbing an object from his trunk that he used to knock out Suge– for 10 minutes.
