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May 23, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-05-23

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John Terry Jokes



 

John Terry JokesI can’t imagine what the jokes about Ronaldo would be like if Terry would have made his kick.

One plane ticket to Moscow…£239.
One night accommodation in Moscow…£159.
Watching John Terry throw it all away…priceless

Samaritans are offering counseling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Police this morning reported to Avram Grant that there had been a break in at the Bridge. Avram asked “were there any cups stolen?” “No Sir,” the policeman replied. “They didn’t make it to the kitchen!”

Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: “We’re forever blowing Doubles.”

Did you hear about the new ‘Chelsea Bra’? Lots of support but no cups.

Ryan Giggs speaking about the Champions League cup: “It’s like a Chocolate Orange – It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine!”

The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder. It’s called ‘The Studs Don’t Work’.

Its lashing it down with rain in Moscow, poor old Avram Grant is soaked… mainly from John Terry’s tears.

John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka – made in England but bottled in Russia.

Stamford bridge a European Cup free zone.

Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London.

Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet!

Good news: Josef Fritzel, the Austrian cellar rapist will be given the death penalty.
Bad news: John Terry is going to take it!

Why can’t you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.

John Terry always listens to the same song before a game – Born Slippy.

Penalty Taking For Dummies

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May 22, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-05-22



 
  • Chelsea fans riot after match | The Sun http://tinyurl.com/4kv87z … riot in London! Tremendous! At least they kept the hooliganism at home #
  • Jim Webb Speaks Out On Race, Addresses Grievances Of White America – Politics on The Huffington Post http://tinyurl.com/5aqhuw interesting #
  • “Black America and Scots-Irish America are like tortured siblings. There’s a saying: ‘if you’re poor and white, you’re out of sight.’” #
  • “If this cultural group could get at the same table as black America you could rechange populist American politics.” #
  • This carnival of the senses is why they all want more http://tinyurl.com/6rlhop hilarious quote in this article about Moscow’s residents … #
  • re: the Champions League Final – “At an hour when football should be tucked up in bed, a city of endless frowns pulled a grateful smile.” #

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Proof that Bob Kraft and Roger Goodell are in bed together



 

Interesting article from former player Ross Tucker about the other big revelation from the Spygate mess:

Basically, the Patriots would put a player on IR, knowing it meant he couldn’t play in a game or practice with the team for the remainder of the season. By skirting the rules and practicing him anyway, it allowed them to develop his skills during the year. A side benefit is that they were also able to give some of the older players less repetitions and, therefore, additional rest.

It’s apparent that none of Goodell’s “investigations” were thorough because it seems that it’s the media that are the ones doing most of the fact finding into the apparently high level of cheating that was going on in New England. And like steroids in baseball, it’s going to continue to trickle out and embarass both Goodell for his toothless punishments and the Patriots putting even more tarnish on what should have been one of the league’s greatest dynasties.

It’s fine for Goodell to want to “protect the shield” by going easy on the Pats, but then his penalties for the 49ers “tampering” with Lance Briggs (an incomplete phone call to Drew Rosenhaus) as well as the penalties he doles out to the players seem hollow and give the impression that he knows how deep Bill Belicheck’s rabbit hole goes and is unwilling to levy similarly harsh punishments against his buddy’s franchise. Perhaps it’s a matter of Kraft having signficant power be heading the league’s Television committee. Or perhaps all the owners subscribe to the “circle the wagons” mentality when it comes to problems. But one thing is for sure – if they don’t get ahead of this thing and use the offseason to offer a complete and thorough mea culpa, this story will never die and will take away from whatever the Patriots accomplish as well as other great stories from next season.

Yank that band-aid off, Roger.

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May 21, 2008

The Roundup from 2008-05-21

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  • DAVID BECKHAM is at centre of an MLS probe http://tinyurl.com/3me9v9 “Why did I react like that? Because he could have broken my leg.” #
  • Dan Roan on the British Invasion of Moscow and possible hooligan retaliation for the Zenit fan http://tinyurl.com/4hlk3n #
  • Football’s €266m final http://tinyurl.com/4lwp7v “Spending on hotels, food and drink will help the host city to enjoy a €44m boost” #
  • Mad Mak: Cole injury doubt after ‘red card’ tackle by team-mate in training | Mail Online http://tinyurl.com/46ecso Easy there, Claude #

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Nike’s Newest Creation

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Is it

Robin Van Persie?

from Soccer Insider

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They Must Be Punished



 

It’s the Cold War Final. An English team with a Russian owner and an English team with an American owner playing in Moscow a week after a Russian fan was stabbed in Manchester and 18 months after a Russian defector at odds with Vladimir Putin was poisoned (allegedly) in London … with Polonium. Throw in an Israeli coach, a distant cousin of Mariah Carey, the no-tolerance police, rat infested jails, traditionally binge-drinking English fans and Russian hooligans bent on revenge and you have all the makings of a grand spectacle!



Dan Roan reports

Sie sind die besten, indeed!

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I am Cornholio

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Best. Cartoon. Ever … before Family Guy.

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Crazy Chuck



 

From TNT’s Inside The NBA. They were talking about the Lakers vs Spurs conference finals matchup Charles Barkley called this the best Laker team that Kobe’s been on – which led to much discussion and yelling including an incredulous Chris Webber.



Crazy Chuck

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May 17, 2008

Neville Chamberlain? You Mean Wilt’s Brother?



 

Gimme an elitist any day



YouTube – Radio Host Kevin James Walks into a Smackdown

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