March 3, 2008

Eduardo Jokes Backfire on Villa

Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy

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Funny take on the Eduardo jokes that those lovely visiting Villa fans put to song at the Emirates on Saturday:

What’s that sticking out of his sock,
Is it his ankle, is it his ankle

Eduardo Wwooooo
He had some silky skills,
Now he walks like heather mills wwooooo wwooooo

he used to run down the left
he used to run down the right
That boy Eduardo will run in circles for life

I’ll at least give them bonus points for the Heather Mills line (which is admittedly funny) and for doing this at Arsenal’s stadium. And I’ll give them further credit for getting ejected and starting a brawl outside the stadium. But what may be the best thing about this entire episode is that karma has an interesting way of coming around.

Moments after Villa’s fans did their stupid ass cheer in the first half, their own center-half Curtis Davies was stretchered off with a ruptured Achilles tendon following an innocuous-looking play.

Sounds about right.

Ooooh - that’s below average. And then they lost the 3 points at the very death. 3 points that would have gone a long way to sending them to Europe. And on Martin O’Neill’s birthday as well. Karma is real, folks.

Stay classy, Aston Villa.

Stay classy, indeed!

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Sporting News: Oh No. We Suck Again.

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Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

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Looks like one of my favorites Tony Bruno is off the air again. He may not be the best company employee but he’s one of the funniest guys on the radio. Here’s the scoop:

Sporting News Radio has parted ways with Tony Bruno (photo, right), which means that Bay Area radio has lost one of its better morning shows — albeit one that was heard locally via syndication on a second-tier sports station.

Bruno’s show was heard on KNBR/1050 (and Sirius Sports 123) and was simply a fun, entertaining, smart show, whether you’re into sports or not. I’m one of many who believe that Bruno’s daily 10 AM segment with Gary Radnich on mothership KNBR/680 was the best half-hour on radio, day in and day out, bar none.

Sporting News Radio and Bruno had been involved in negotiations for a contract extension, but could not reach an agreement. Bruno will remain with company — “working with management on other initiatives,” according to AllAccess.com — while under contract for two more months.

Sad news, to be sure. Here’s the official SNR press release. Here’s hoping Bruno can get on the radio in some form somewhere again. And - a pox on his ex-wife!.

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Andy Murray, Headhunter!

Filed under: Tennis — La Bestia @ 12:23 pm
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Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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Andy Murray defeated world #1 Roger Federer 6-7 6-3 6-4 in the first round in Dubai. Federer fresh off his loss in the Australian open to Novak Djokovic and near loss to Tipsarevic sure has some doubts to answer now. Perhaps he’s hurt. Perhaps he’s peaked.

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