Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagitarius.Horrific injury to Arsenal’s Croatian striker Eduardo da Silva in today’s match against Birmingham after an il-advised challenge by Martin Taylor. Surely a lengthy suspension is warranted.
EDUARDO: broken leg!!! Birmingham-Arsenal
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Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.* Yo mama’s so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
* Yo mama’s so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
* Yo mama’s so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
* Yo mama’s so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “sorry, no professionals.”
* Yo mama’s so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven’t seen her since.
* Yo mama’s so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Yo mama’s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
* Yo mama’s so old when god said “let there be light” she was there to flick the switch
* Yo mama’s so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington’s nose
* Yo mama’s so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Want to hear more about yo mama? or Chuck Norris?
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