January 2, 2008

Scattered Thoughts on 2008-01-02

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Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

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  • 57 PINTS IN 4 DAYS - Mirror.co.uk http://tinyurl.com/23ej4j - Ricky Hatton is a beast! No more fight prep - he’s gone back to the routine! #
  • Looks like Avram didn’t see funny side of his brush with Billy the Badger| Sport | This is London - Avram always looks annoyed! #
  • The Stadium, Highbury Square - Development of apartments and penthouses http://tinyurl.com/ntht7 What a novel concept. Expensive, tho #
  • The Arsenal Stadium Mystery (1940) http://tinyurl.com/2z4mxf There was even a movie about Highbury (a.k.a. The Arsenal Stadium) #
  • James inspired by dream of being England’s version of Zoff - Independent Online Edition > Premiership http://tinyurl.com/2hduo7 #
  • James on McClaren and his being jumped by Scott Carson for the Croatia game: "All I got was a handshake and a cheese roll." #
  • Article: England were far better under McClaren’s predecessor, Sven Goran Eriksson, James insisted… #
  • … He said: "He wasn’t the most talkative guy and looked a bit like Mr Burns from The Simpsons but he was fantastic. Straight, honest … #
  • … and organised." #
  • What programs do you load after a clean Windows install? - Ask DLS - Download Squad http://tinyurl.com/33×9ax #
  • To that list I add Portable Apps, Textpad, the Command Prompt Powertoy, Pablo’s FTP, a bunch of Sysinternals tools, and Textpad. #
  • Cover-Up in Bhutto Assassination? http://tinyurl.com/2bqpja Methinks she knew the score and wanted martyrdom to get at Musharraf and his ilk #
  • Inspiron 530 Intel Dual Core Desktop PC $368 Shipped at Dell - Dealhack http://tinyurl.com/37sxcb Good deal - ends 1/10 #

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Chuck Norris and Walmart: It’s a Wacky 2008 ALREADY!

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So I’m browsing The Consumerist looking for rip-off alerts and I come across these two excellent posts that prove that 2008 is going to be a bang up year:

Woman Asked To Leave After Shopping At Walmart For 72 Hours

Police escorted a woman home after she was shopping, eating, and sleeping in a Georgia Walmart for three days straight. She blended in with the general Christmas madness and sustained herself by eating at the on-site Blimpie. When asked by employees at the end why she stayed for so long, she said, “I’m shopping.”

Woman Stays At Gwinnett Wal-Mart For Three Days [WSBTV2 via BoingBoing]


Chuck Norris: “I Can’t Do All That Stuff”

Chuck Norris is too big for this image Chuck Norris is suing publisher Penguin and author Ian Spector over the book “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human”. Among other claims, the suit states that the “book’s title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.” This means that apparently Chuck Norris cannot cure your cancer with his tears, he did not create a giraffe by uppercutting a horse, and he cannot speak braille. If only Kevin Trudeau could be so honest.

“Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure” [Reuters]

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