November 6, 2007

Mini Blog for 2007-11-06

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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  • Wow - check out this kid they call the White Reggie Bush http://thebiglead.com/?p=2722 Only 8 years old. Take that Manchester United kid! #
  • This about sums up my feelings about the Patriots. http://thebiglead.com/?p=3600 I still think Brady is overrated as a pure passer, but … #
  • McClaren’s “trip” to LA http://urltea.com/2096 “To say the whole thing is Mickey Mouse would be an insult to cartoon characters everywhere.” #
  • Awful Announcing: Mike Tirico Does Not Care About Your Stupid “Going Green” Gimmicks, NBC http://urltea.com/2099 Hilarious #
  • “Fuck Natalee Holloway” http://urltea.com/209m Whenever I see a “tug at the heartstrings” missing child story I always hearken back to this #
  • YouTube - Tony Bruno Makes it Rain http://urltea.com/209s Mark Willard making it rain in the studio #
  • MilkandCookies - Origin of CTRL-ALT-DELETE http://urltea.com/209w An Oldie but a goodie #
  • Customized Segways leave us speechless - Engadget http://urltea.com/20b0 Awesome. I wonder if they’ll have a Pimp My Segway show on MTV now #
  • Urinal game banned by killjoy Belgium police - Engadget http://urltea.com/20b1 THIS is why I love technology. #
  • YouTube - Belgian model teaches Belgian actress to poledance… http://urltea.com/20c0 … and a busted ass and cat fight ensues!! #
  • Build social applications for Orkut - Google Code http://urltea.com/20eh #

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The Daily Show - The Writers’ Strike Edition

Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"

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Tina Fey PicketingSince the Writers’ Strike is preventing me from watching new great episodes of The Daily Show, I was challenged by my buddy Rala to write my own episode of The Daily Show. I suspect Jon and the crew will implement this post haste and cobble together something by… say… Wednesday? Not so much?

Opening segment - rip on Tina Fey for supporting the writers … something like “She looked hotter in glasses” [move to camera 2] Go into the top news story from the Sunday political shows. Bring in John Oliver or Asif Mandvi as a satirical expert. Really - with politics - the jokes write themselves.

Second segment - Flashback segment to The Daily Show from:

1 year ago

2 years ago

3 years ago

Conclude with a brief follow up on those stories: The reinvigorated Democrats still have no balls, John McCain is missing and anyone who’s seen him should call the authorities, and the band Anthrax never changed their name but the War in Iraq did - several times.

Final segment - Guest Tina Fey. Have glasses in gift box on table. Have her talk about SNL and 30 Rock, the strike, and what she really thought of Cleveland. And tell her she’s hot again.

Crosstalk with Colbert - shows empty studio.

Moment of Zen - latest Hillary Clinton faux pas.

How’s that for comedy? Lowest rated show ever? Perhaps.

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Microblogging With urlTea - My Twitter Bookmarklet

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Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.

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As you know I’m trying the whole Mini-Blog thing now as a way of microblogging my thoughts - mostly on links to pages/stories I come across. Using a Twitter account and a plug-in called Twitter Tools from Alex King, I can show my Mini Blog on the left side, and then all the mini-blog entries/tweets for the day (using GMT time, unfortunately) get posted into a daily blog entry the next day. It’s a real cool tool.

Using Twitter for microblogging has become popular especially because Twitter will take any link it finds in your tweet and HTMLize it. One problem that I came across, though, was the cumbersome way of getting links and context into the tweet - a lot of copying and pasting going on. Because of the 140 character limit, Twitter has some kind of feature where it uses TinyUrl to shorten the urls posted into the status, but I couldn’t find a bookmarklet that would include the page title and a selection of text. Reason being, probably, this isn’t a highly requested feature. So I tried writing my own.

I did it in a somewhat cumbersome way, by using a bookmarklet to get the page URL, title, and selected text and call a PHP form that uses JSON to connect to the urlTea url shortening service. It then autoposts the form to the Twitter status window ready to be updated. All of this in a pop-up window and, of course, assuming you’re already signed into Twitter. I let Twitter handle the character count and any additional editing - especially when the page title and selected text become too long. The page title, the urlTea shortened link, and any selected text are copied in that order separated by a space.

The bookmarklet ( TwitIt ) is a simple link that contains javascript. You drag it to your link toolbar (or just bookmark it from the right-click menu) and click it whenever you want to microblog.

If you’re new to bookmarklets - they’re an awesome timesaver. I use bookmarklets for Blogger (BlogThis), Gmail (GmailIt), Facebook (BookIt) and TinyUrl (TinyIt). And you can find more at Jesse’s Bookmarklets Site.

I’m sure this smacks of hackery and is rife with style infractions. I offer no appologies or warranties. Take it and make it yours if you like it. Or just use the bookmarklet and let me know how it works.

Update (11/14/07): So after looking over a few pages, and the inexplicable problems I had with the JSON api, I’ve updated the script to use the regular API. Which I can switch to use TinyUrl if I need to. I suppose I could then have it use the twitter API but I want the intermediate editing step.

The PHP page is real simple and portable:

<?php
$url = $_GET[”url”];
$title = $_GET[”title”];
$text = $_GET[”text”];
// $urlt = file_get_contents(”http://tinyurl.com/api-create.php?url=” . $url);
$urlt = file_get_contents(”http://urltea.com/api/text/?url=” . $url);
?>

<html>
<head>
<title>myopiclunacy.com’s Twitter urlTea submitter</title>
</head>
<body>
<form name=twit id=twit method=”get” action=”http://twitter.com/home”>
<input type=”hidden” name=”status” value=”<?php echo $title; ?> <?php echo $urlt; ?> <?php echo $text; ?>”>
</form>
<script type=”text/javascript”>
status = document.forms[0].status;
status.value=unescape(status.value.replace(/\\’/g,”‘”));
document.forms[0].submit();
</script>
</body>

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