October 23, 2007

Dolphins’ Season Is Officially Over.

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All we’re doing now is starting the 2008 preseason early. We’re 0-7. We lost our QB (which may be a good thing), a string of safeties, our best player, traded our best receiver, have our best defender and the face of the franchise practically out the door, and our coach is worrying about reporters laughing., and our owner seems to not know how to run the club.

And the absolute ass-whooping put on us by the Pats (42-7 at the half - almost highlighted with fake spike TD pass to Moss) featured several former Dolphins on the roster, and would have featured more if Sammy Morris were healthy. And how about this bookending stat on the matchup:

The last time a team 6-0 or better played a team 0-6 or worse was in 1984, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. And the game involved the Dolphins — they improved to 9-0 with a 38-7 win over the Buffalo Bills, who fell to 0-9. Marino threw three touchdown passes on the way to a season total of 48, then an NFL record.

And judging by the number of people who left the stadium at halftime, everyone is now already looking to Heat Season.

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