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September 30, 2006

Matchday 2 Thoughts



 

Due to some unfortunate blunders with my cable provider I ended up having to “watch” yesterday’s Barca-Bremen game online (thanks, UEFA). Needless to say it was looking bleak down 1-0 and Eto’o carted off (he’s out 5 months!!) but my namesake and future mancrush Lionel Messi came on, mixed it up, attacked the back line and levelled in the 89th minute! YES!!!

Arsenal are back, baby!! Henry 2 headers in 4 days. He hasn’t headed a goal since 2004.

Again, I say Sheva who? Didier Drogba is continuing his assault – with 3 against Levki Sofia. Hats, please.

Wayne Rooney in the midfield? That’s what Louis Saha’s great start to this season has meant to England’s next big thing. Both Saha and Drogba are looking every bit as dangerous now as before they made the move to their respective high profile clubs.

Paul Scholes? Homophobic remarks? Ohh, Paulie …

Crouchaldinho aka The Pipe Cleaner probably scored the goal of the week with his inverted, half-pipe, 135 degree bicycle kick. I swear, his playing footy defies physics.

Valencia did a number on poor Roma who could only manage a penalty kick from the birthday boy Francesco Totti.

Inter is bottom of it’s group after 2 games. and worse – they ammassed 2 red cards yesterday, one to Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Italy’s not doing that well in this tournament.

In 3 weeks, the world will grind to a halt as Chelsea and Barcelona renew their rivalry on Halloween (right?) and Estrella Bucharest try to hold off a hungry Real Madrid. Celtic and Benfica have a pivotal game at Parkhead.

As an American and a student of Beavis and Butthead, the word BUNG is just hilarious to me.

and OH YEAH…

READING ARE INTERESTED IN FREDDIE ADU!!!

Major League Soccer team DC United have cooled speculation linking teenage midfielder Freddy Adu with a move to Reading, insisting he is going nowhere. The regular MLS season ends in the United States in October and Reading were reportedly set to sign the 17-year-old on loan in January. However, a DC United spokesman told BBC Sport: “We expect Freddy to be in our uniform for the foreseeable future. “He is the focal point of the team and a very popular figure at the club.” Adu’s agent Richard Motzkin revealed in February that Manchester United and Chelsea had both mooted their interest in the teenager. In 2004, Adu became the youngest professional MLS player when he signed a deal with DC United – at the age of 14.The Ghana-born midfielder also became the youngest player to compete for the USA when he was handed his senior debut against Canada in March. However, he was left out of their World Cup squad this summer. Reading are thought to be keen for Adu to line up with fellow Americans Bobby Convey, a winger who also played for DC, and goalkeeper Marcus Hahnemann. Adu’s registration with DC United, who have won the championship four times, means he is playing for the most successful club in the 10-year history of the MLS. “DC United have always been a big draw and Adu is also a big draw,” said the spokesman. “We are pleased with the way he has developed.”

Freddy – GO NOW! MLS – Send Him!! He is our future! He needs proper training! Send Him! Look what the EPL did for McBride, Reyna, and Friedel!! Look what staying in MLS did for Donovan.

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September 26, 2006

Matchday 2 in Limerick Form



 

There’s footy on TV tonight
Man U play with all of their might
David Beckham’s side,
Real Madrid, try
To look like they’ll put up a fight

Tomorrow it’s Barca and Chelsea
Ronaldinho will give ‘em hell, see
And my new cable package
Let’s me watch all the matches
Just need that large TV from LG

I’m impressed by Olympic Lyon
Juninho and Fred are da bomb
Can they climb the tower
That is Steaua
Or will the Romanians be too strong?

Liverpool sure needs a reuslt
Or Anfield will erupt in tumult
Rafa’s chameleon
Lineups are dealing un-
Rest that is all his fault

CSKA Moscow was tipped
To be the surprise side, but if
They don’t get on
The experts prove wrong
And they won’t sell very many kits

Louis Saha is a star
Rosicky can score from far
But Becks’ touch ain’t Midas
He has tonsillitus
His coach thinks his game is sub-par

Thierry Henry is back
But some fans taunt him cuz he’s black
FIFA is trying
To stop fans relying
On silly, divisive race cracks

Apparently, Frank Lampard has been found
He bulged the net twice on the ground
But John Terry’s in pain
His back spasms won’t wane
And Gallas? On the other side of town

That’s all for now. Enjoy the games

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September 24, 2006

Give Pep Some Time



 

It’s easy to look at the bad form of Daunte Culpepper and immediately write him off as a Randy Moss creation that has shown no promise since 2004. But what people seem to forget is that he has not even been a year clear of rippping 3 ligaments in his knee. After suffering his injury last season and as late as the summer it was thought he wouldn’t get back until mid-season. Perhaps the problems with Pep is that he simply came back too early. He’s on a new team with new players running a new offense and behind a patchwork offensive line that’s already lost 3 right guards to season ending injuries – and has been up against 2 of the better defenses in the NFL. Not an easy task for anyone.The other refrain of “look what he did without Moss” is also a bit simplistic. Randy Moss was hurt towards the end of the 2004 season and when he did play was not as effective. 2005 saw the loss of not only Moss, but also his offensive coordinator of many years Scott Linehan, and center Matt Birk. Another underpublicized fact of the supposed turnaround of Brad Johnson was that their defense also began to play well, easing the burden on the QB to try to make plays.

Coach Nick Saban knows what he has with Culpepper and surely this lack of confidence will turn around soon. It doesn’t hurt to have Joey Harrington in reserve, but really – he is not the answer. Neither is Cleo Lemon. If anything this game against lowly Tennessee should give Pep and his teammates some to get used to each other and for Pep to continue to try to work in the system and within his current abilities to impact the game.

He is still the same QB, he just needs time to get back to where he was.

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Anatomy of a Choke



 

Up 37-21 with 9 minutes left in the game and they subsequently pissed it all away. Put that coffee down, Spartans. Coffee is for closers. Ugh!! Talk about making the silliest decisions when it matters most.

Florida only beat Kentucky 26-7 at home. Michigan shows that they don’t have a letdown in them. And Penn State played well, but lost as Joe Pa had to use the loo in the middle of the game. Makes me wonder about the classless sign by an Ohio State Supporter that read: ” Joe Pa: Boxers or Briefs? Depends.” Good football team, classless fans.

In other, more pleasant news, Thierry Henry returned for Arsenal and played a lively 90 minutes, involved in in some way in every one of Arsenal’s 3 goals today and the Gunners are firing again.

John Arne Riise has a wicked leg. So does Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s going to be scary if he ever learns to incorporate his dancing within a change of direction burst like Ronaldinho.

Frank Lampard has been found. It’s about time. Chelsea take temporary control of the tables as Portsmouth plays on Monday night.

Fred for Lyon looks to be the next Brazillian wonder striker. And here I was making fun of his name (supposedly pronounced FRE-ji).

Becks was brought on as a sub for the second time in a row for Real Madrid. If this continues, will he really want to extend his time in Madrid or perhaps become a big fish in the small pond here in the US. It may not exactly be the Pele/Beckenbauer New York Cosmos from decades ago, but I’m sure Becks/Djorkaeff or Becks/Donovan will draw a few spectators.

Champions League this week – no interesting matchups to speak of. Maybe Lille vs AC Milan or Inter vs Bayern, but I sure wanna see how Steaua Bucharest handle Fred!
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September 20, 2006

Flying High, Flying Low – Sep 18, 2006



 

Week 2 in the NFL and things are starting to take shape. Atlanta, Chicago, and Baltimore are good. Tampa, Oakland, and KC are not. So much for POS Sports Illustrated’s Super Bowl prediction of Carolina vs Miami. Reminds me of these two videos: Video 1 Video 2

Atlanta ran for over 300 yards against Tampa – who usually have their number. But Chris Simms is proving to be as useless in the pros as he was in college. And Michael Vick is on fire. We’ll know after week 5 (when teams have enough film to study and design defenses to stop whatever it is new that Atlanta is doing). Meanwhile – Tampa need to get in line to draft Drew Tate of Chad Henne. Atlanta 2-0. Tampa 0-2.

Warrick Dunn leads a 306-yard ATL rushing attack.  (Getty Images)

Baltimore’s dominating defense is back, and Oakland is in a world of hurt. Al Davis must have soiled his track suit watching his team play (Commitment to Excrement). After this rematch of the 2000 AFC championship game, Ravens 2-0, Raiders 0-2.

Carolina had the game won, then they went and tried some stooooopid lateral on a punt. Fair catch the thing and run it into the pile and run out the clock. No – Minnesota comes down, send the game to OT, then wins it in OT. Carolina 0-2. Minny 2-0.

Roy Williams' Lions were just 33 points shy of dropping 40.  (AP)

Detroit’s Roy Williams said they should have scored 40 last week (they lost 9-6) and guaranteed victory this week. Myopia reigns. Detroit lose 34-7. Again – Chicago 2-0. Detroit 0-2. Looks like the speculation about Rex Grossman being replaced by Brian Griese was a little premature.

Cincy was expected to be good – and they are. They rolled over Cleveland today – Chad Johnson caught a TD pass and did the chicken dance in the endzone. Cleveland is coming along – but not just yet. Cincy 2-0. Cleveland 0-2.

Denver didn’t look good at all – this week or last week. No Mistake Jake has been replaced by Jake The Fake. But Denver managed to eek out a 9-6 OT win. Why? Because Damon Huard was even worse. Denver 1-1, KC 0-2.

Indy and Houston continued their relative paths over the past 5 years. Indy won 43-24. Indy 2-0. Houston 0-2.

Peyton Manning surpasses Colts legend Johnny Unitas for the team record in completions.

Buffalo’s defense is proving stout. They should have beaten the Pats last week and they managed to harass Daunte Culpepper into turnover after turnover after turnover. JP Losman has turned into no mistake J, passing for less than 100 yards, but doing what it takes to win – namely not turning the ball over. Buffalo 1-1, Miami 0-2. Miami has never finished above .500 when starting a season 0-2 – which they’ve only done twice in 37 seasons. *sniff*

The Pats had a 24-0 lead – then the Jets started coming back. Long TD to Cotchery. Great catch and run by Coles. And they block a NE field goal with a minute left. So what do they do? Rely on Chad Pennington’s noodle arm to take them down the field. It was so bad – Teddy Bruschi intercepted the hail mary pass. Pats 2-0, Jets 1-1.

The Saints arte back! Two road wins before unveiling the new and improved Superdome next monday night. Green Bay was ahead in this one and New Orleans came roaring back. Reggie Bush was a non-factor, but the Deuce was loose for 2 TDs. Bret Favre played better, but still not enough. Saints 2-0, Pakcers 0-2.

Perhaps the best game of the day was the NFC East battle between the Iggles and Los Gigantes. Philly went up 24-7, but the Giants picked (and lucked) their way back to tie at the end of regulation. Then Eli Manning threw up a prayer to Pexiglass who beat the corner in 1-on-1 coverage. Walk-off TD. Thanks for coming. Iggles 1-1, Gigantes 1-1. The Freak has a knee injury and is probably (my guess) done for the year.

Michael Turner erupts for 138 yards on 13 carries.  (Getty Images)

San Diego opened up a can on Tennessee – another team with crappy QB play. 40-3. Vince Young came in and actually did better than Kerry Collins. I wonder who’s sister Billy Volek knocked up, because for him not to be starting, something bad musta happened. Phillip Rivers looked decent, but – look who he was playing. The Jets looked like champs against them last week. Chargers 2-0, Jets 1-1.

Seattle got back on track somewhat this week (my Survival pick) beating Arizona 24-10. Alexander finally got a TD and Darrell Jackson caught some passes. Imagine when Deion Branch gets on the field. Kurt Warner and the offense tried, but they’re still the same ol’ sorry ass Cards. Seattle 2-0, Arizona 0-2.

As I predicted, the 9ers are coming together behind second year QB Alex Smith, who is figuring things out now, hothead WR Antonio Bryant (ironically wearing #81), and the last great talent from The U – RB Frank Gore. They beat the former high flying Rams. 9ers 1-1, Lambs 1-1.

Under Norv Turner, Alex Smith has two 200-plus yard games.  (AP)

Dallas came back and Drew Bledsoe kept Tony Romo on the bench and the Dallas defense put the screws to Marc Brunnell. Dan Snyder is figuring out that money doesn’t buy wins. The sooner he learns not to chase high priced free agents, to build through the draft, and to let football people make football decisions the better the Skins will be. But for now – 27-10 means that Dallas is 1-1 and DC is 0-2. Oh yeah – TO broke a bone in his hand. Oooopsie.


College

Notre Dame fell to #12 after being ran’d over by Meeeechigan on Saturday. Auburn moves up to #2 after beating LSU, USC is #3 after beating Nebraska, West Virginia is #4, dismantling Maryland, and Florida is #5 after winning in Knoxville. Oregon was the beneficiary of some of the worse officiating since the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Oklahoma was up by 2 scores when Oregon came back to win on some really questionable calls and replays. Pac 10 Refs for a home game? I thought the crew came with the visiting team or was from a neutral conference. Homers.

Lloyd Carr's Wolverines exposed Notre Dame on its home field.

Louisville moves to #8 and Miami drops out of the polls for the first time since 1999, breaking their streak of 107 straight polls. The Grim Reaper was seen asking directions to the Coker’s office. Did you know there are 42 former Canes in the NFL? Most of them stars, most recruited by Butch Davis? The cupboard is bare.



And More

Ryan Howard is the heart of the Philadelphia lineup.  (Getty Images)

The Dodgers finally remembered they were the Dodgers and have mercifully ceeded the NL West to the Padres. Maybe keeping the names off the back is a good way to prevent the fans from booing you by name. Then again – who are we kidding. Dodger fans don’t care about anything else but leaving early. Ryan Howard is now 3 HRs away from the Babe, 4 from Maris, and 5 from becoming the MLB’s true home run champion (that’s if you’re like me and don’t wanna count the McGwire/Sosa/Bonds beef-roids era). Let’s go Phills!

Tony Stewart finished second in this weeks race. Too bad it was one race too late. He’s not in the chase, but Mark Martin is! 75 points behind in 6th place, baby. Hopefully Kevin Harvick slows down some so the Viagra car can do some donuts on the infield.

Kevin Harvick is atop the standings for the first time.  (Getty Images)

Can you name 5 current top-20 tennis players – men or women?

Anyone seen Toby Bailey?

Overseas in Soccer – Arsenal, without Thierry Henry and Robin Van Persie, beat Manchester United in Old Trafford for their first EPL win of the season after winning their first Champions League game midweek. Emmanuel Adebayor scored the only goal with 5 mins to spare. Right after that Huge win for Arsenal who vault to 10th spot.

Francesc Fabregas, Arsene Wenger

Chelsea join Man U in second after beating Liverpool at The Bridge on an absolutely sick goal by Didier Drogba. But top spot belongs to Portsmouth with 13 points. David Beckham came off the bench to score a goal for Real Madrid, Samuel Eto’o and Ronaldinho scored for Barca, and Kaka scored for AC Milan – who, with 3 wins, are slowly climbing out of the hole as a punishment for match fixing. Can they make it all the way? They’re only 11 back! :)

Finally, Miami FC lost 2-0 to the Vancouver White Caps in the USL soccer playoffs. So I leave you with this – the people on the beach are symbolic of Miami football when put to the test.

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Oh Happy Day – Sep 16, 2006



 

Is it true that misery loves company? You damn right it is!!

I just finished watching my team get spanked up in Loserville by a decent, but average team, 31-7. This was on the heels of me touting Miami’s 5-0 road-underdog record under head coach Larry Coker. The same Larry Coker who couldn’t make halftime adjustmetns when we lost to an uninspiring FSU. The same Larry Coker who’s head will be on the chopping block.The same Larry Coker who allowed our team to be trash talked to by a guy Miami turned down who ended up un Louisville. The Canes INVENTED swagger. We’re never the victims of it. And when we become that – heads must roll. Larry – nice knowing ya – just send for your things. You don’t wanna come back to Miami. At least not without a disguise.

But oh what sweet joy just a few channels away. The energy I saved from moping during the Miami game could be expended in cheering on my second favorite college team (ironically with a head coach who’s also on the hot seat) the Michigan Wolverines. Michigan went into South Bend, IN (with Touchdown Jesus, and goalpost Mary and whatever other faux-iconic symbols they have suggesting that they’re God’s preference) and beat the tar out of the O-VER-RA-TED Fighting Irish of Notre Dame. Oh happy day!


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Grand Slam Sunday is Heating Up – Sep 15, 2006

Filed under: Arsenal, Man United, Soccer — Tags: , , — webadmin @ 11:36 am


 

Ashamed that Henry, Van Persie, and Giggs are all hurt. But maybe Rosicky can step up now after notching his CL goal. I think it will be a Saha vs Rosicky masterpiece. In the other match Chelsea should run away with it unless Gerard and Kuyt can find stay off the post.


ARSENAL IN TAKEOVER BID – REPORTS: Sporting Life
Arsenal have reportedly held discussions with a consortium regarding a possible takeover of the club.The Sun claims “unofficial talks” took place in June. Although the group was dissuaded by a reputed asking price of £350 million

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Matchday 1.5 – Celtic Fight Hard, Real Falls, Steaua Stuns – Sep 14, 2006



 

 

The best game of the night came at Old Trafford where Gordon Strachan took upstart Celtic to face his rival Sir Alex Fergusen. Celtic went up 1-0 but then were the victim of one of the worst penalty calls since Shevchenko went down in the area against Tunisia. Saha scored the penalty and scored again a little later, he was all over the field and much more involved than Wayne Rooney. But Nakamura equalized on a beautiful free kick above the box that no doubt stunned Van Der Saar. But minutes into the second half, Ole Gunnar Solsjaer scored on a rebound and it proved to be the difference. What a match – back and forth, controversey, and bitter rivals – at least according to the press. Hoops did good and should have gotten a point, but that spill by Gravesson for the last goal and the penalty just didn’t go their way. Man U also missed 2 easy chances in the area. Next time they’ll meet in Glasgow on Nov 21.

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Real Madrid go down and they go down hard to Gerard Houllier’s Lyon. So much for Capello’s assertion that taking Diarra away from Lyon would be the difference in Los Galacticos’ revenge match from the drubbing Lyon gave them last year. Famed (?) Brazillian striker Fred scored the first goal on a counter attack, beating Cannavaro, of all people, on his run. Perhaps it was Lyon’s speed (and the fact that they seemed to care more) that bothered them. There were several other real good chances in the first half. Malouda and Govou were wreaking havoc. And my streak of watching bad Real Madrid games continues. They just didn’t make the trip tonight – at all. The curse of Reyes, perhaps?

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How about the Bucharest Stars (Steaua) – going into the Ukraine and winning 4-1 at Kiev. They currently sit at the top of the tables in the group. Everyone is counting down the days when Real Madrid comes to town on October 17th.

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Arsenal win without Henry (interesting point) as Gilberto Silva scored on a penalty (red card on the keeper for grabbing van Persie’s leg) and ripping Rosicky goal in the second half provided the margin 8 minutes after halftime. Inzaghi and Kaka got on the board in AC Milan’s 3-0 win against AEK Athens. All the other matches ended in draws.

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Well, this Sunday it’s Liverpool at The Bridge and Arsenal at Old Trafford. Do the other games even matter?

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Champions League – Matchday 1 – Sep 13, 2006



 

MUCH TO MY SURPRISE, ESPN has ramped up it’s coverage of live champions league action – showing the prime game live on ESPN2 at 2:30 followed by another match at 5:00 on ESPN  Classic as well as offering online coverage on ESPN360.com (which I still can’t get) and ESPNDeportes.com (which I haven’t tried yet). What does this mean? Perhaps I didn’t need to switch cable companies. Oh well, I’ll call them and cancel.

Image Barcelona and Levski Sofia should have played water polo because that’s what the Nou Camp turned into after the downpour that knocked out the satellite feed for about 10 minutes. Barca won 5-0 and even though #10 had a fantabulous goal in the dying minutes, Samuel Eto’o is rapidly becoming one of my world favorites. I still can’t believe they added Zambrotta, Gudjohnsen and Thuram.

Chelsea didn’t seem to have much problem with Bremen – especially with the friendly referee whistle at The Bridge. Liverpool seems to have caught Arsenal’s Hit-The-Post-Itus. Roma and Bayern won 4-0 (Totti got one in) and Olympiakos lost 4-2 after pulling level in the 66th and holding the draw until late. A seemingly revived Fernando Morientes scored a hat trick. Also Inter lost to Sporting Lisbon 1-0 on a beautiful goal, after which Patrick Vieira was sent off for his second yellow. Not good, but there’s always one favorite that starts off slow.

Image Wow – tomorrow the Hoops and the Red Devils along with Real Madrid and Lyon. Wayne Rooney is back from his ban and Gordon Strachan vs Fergie should be fun. But Arsenal have to face Hamburg without Thierry Henry as he has a foot injury and didn’t make the trip. And who can forget Steaua heading to Kiev Image.

Also – the goal of the week goes to Patrick Agyemang (sp?) – he had an incredible bicycle kick goal at the end of Preston’s match against West Brom that turned out to be the difference. Now that’s how you finish off.

New look West Ham vs Palermo on Thursday and Chelsea vs Liverpool and Manchester United vs Arsenal on the weekend! WOOOOOOO!!!!

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I’m a Football Freak Specifically, but a Sports Freak In General – Sep 11, 2006



 

One of the benefits of being sick all weekend was getting to watch a whole slate of college, NFL, and european football as well as sneaknig 5-10 minutes of the WNBA’s decisive game 5. The NFL never disappoints – especially on opening weekend – the biggest gambling crapshoot of the year. 9 of the 14 road teams won. Should have been 10 if JP Losman weren’t such an arrogant idiot. Anyways – to the games!

ImageAtlanta came right out of the blocks against Carolina and proved that they are a force to be reckoned with not only on offense but also on defense. Warrick Dunn seems to be running more confident with Ducket gone and despite all the offseason talk, Vick is looking more to make plays downfield – like the TD pass to Jenkins at halftime. Oh Carolina. Go send a masseuse to rub Steve Smith’s hammy – cuz you need him badly. Atlanta wins 20-6.

WHOA!! Where did the Ravens come from? Mac9 is the best QB they’ve had since the team was in Cleveland – probably since Kosar. And Ray Ray looks energized this year – he had a couple of nice de-cleating tackles. Chris Simms – living up to my expectations from when he was at Texas and couldn’t beat out Major Applewhite. I bet they’re sorry they didn’t keep Griese now. Baltimore wins 27-0.

Buffalo had this game. Takeo Spikes nearly decappitated Tom Brady on their first play and Buffalo was up 17-7, but the roaches that are the Pats came back to tie and JP Losman remembered he was JP Losman and got sacked for the game winning safety. Oooooooooooooooooooops. Buffalo loses 19-17

Trent Green takes off looking for running room in the third quarter ...Trent Green got concussed and Damon Huard is no Trent Green. Or maybe it was Herm Edwards. Either way Cincy is back with Carson Palmer still one of the best QBs in the league. I guess Larry Johnson won’t be threatening Eric Dickerson’s record this season. Cincinnati wins 23-10.

So much for the Greatest Show on Turf. St Louis scored 6 field goals and Denver looked unimpressive. Leonard Little had a big game – so watch out for weaving cars this morning if you live in St. Louise. Jake Plummer is on the hot seat ans Denver loses 18-10.

Versatile rookie Reggie Bush rushes for 61 yards on 14 carries and catches eight passes for 58 yards. (AP)Reggie Bush debuted with 141 rushing and receiving yards and some nice plays – pretty strong. K2 got on the board with his first NFL touchdown. Soldiers everywhere are cheering. So are Saints fans – they win 19-14.

One of the things that sucks about living in Miami is that we have 3 local teams. The Dolphins, Jets and Giants – thanks to all the New York transplants. So invariably all three teams will be on TV on Sunday afternoon, no matter if it’s a dog of a game like this one. But the Jets actually looked decent. Pennington had 300 yards and 2 TDs and even Vince Young got to play a little. I can see the steam rising from beneath Billy Volek’s helmet. Jets win 23-16.

Philly is back with a vengeance this season. Donte Stallworth looks like a worthy replacement for TO, McNabb had big numbers, and the defense got after David Carr. But who doesn’t? I heard he doesn’t want to go to the food store because he’s afraid of being sacked there too. Iggles win 24-10.

Mister stat sheet Shaun Alexander and the powerful Seattle Seahawks beat the powerful Mike Martz offense of the Lions 3 field goals to 2. What a joke.

Brett Favre endures one of his three sacks here during the first shutout of his 16-year career.How about Rex Grossman and my man from the U Devin Hester. So much for Brian Griese’s chance to start, huh? Then again – it WAS the Packers. Bears win 26-0 – Brett’s first shutout in Lambeau. Brett – give it up.

Dallas looked great early. TO was catching balls all over the place. Then Dallas seemingly turned it off and Jacksonville took over. And Drew Bledsoe started throwing horrible passes as he is wont to do. Lord Byron and Fred Taylor show up late as Dallas loses 24-17

In the battle of Canes backs, Edgerrin James beat Frank Gore. Vernon Davis looks like a horse, and Alex Smith seems to be progressing (as predicted) but the Kurt Warner to Larry Fitzgerald express could not be derailed. 9ers lose 34-27.

The battle of the brothers – Peyton vs Eli. Eli looked horrible early, but picked it up. The Colts didn’t look impressive, but did what they had to win. Let’s see what happens when they have to play a 3-4 defense like Jacksonville. Indy wins 26-21.

Eli's the youngest Manning, but Peyton's still the best.  (Getty Images)

Pittsburgh showed why they’re World Champs. No Big Ben, No Problem. Daunte was pretty bad, but he’ll get better. He better get better! I hate Joey Porter. Can’t wait until someone adjusts his attitude – without involving bullets. Miami loses 28-17.

Tonight it’s Minnesota vs Washington and San Diego vs Oakland. Brad Johnson takes on the team that gave up on him, and the battle of the horrible management teams – Davis vs Spanos. And to think – these coaches faced each other all the way back in 1990!

And In College Football…

 

I guess Penn State and Texas suck again. Chuck Amato – you’d better dust off that resume. Same for Coker if he loses to Loserville. Ol’ Ball Coach gets handed his first shutout since his days coaching Duke. Temple needs to end their football program NOW. Nice to see Nebraska and Florida beating up on the Little Sisters of the Poor U.

And in true Buckeye tradition, the rouges in Columbus took to the streets and went Thessaloniki on downtown. I hear lighting a couch on fire is just behind bowling as a recreation. I guess there’s one thing left to do – find out who Jim Tressel REALLY voted for on Sunday.

This week coming up it’s Miami vs Louisville, LSU at Auburn, UF vs Tennessee, Nebraska vs USC, OU vs U of O, and Michigan vs Notre Dame. Hail, Hail to the Victors!

In Other News…

Liverpool get blasted by Everton as American keeper Tim Howard keeps the clean sheet. Friedel did the same, but against lesser competition. And B McB scores the winner for Fulham. Let’s go Reyna and Beasley today! And Champions League on Tuesday/Wednesday!!

Tony Stewart’s out of NASCAR’s Chase for the Championships. Karma works, baby.

Schumy (Michael Schumacher) is retiring from F1 at the end of the season. Finally – someone else can win. I’m sure Qalbi is upset tho.

Nice of Roger Federer to let Roddick get a set against him before putting him away at the US Open. Tiger was at the match – no doubt checking out his competiton for greatest athlete of the decade. Athlete? Sharapova screamed in her second major – and nearly topples the prize. You knew she’d win when she beat Mauresmo. And 49 year old Martina Navratilova won her 59th Grand Slam title before retiring again. She won mixed doubles.

The Detroit Shock won the WNBA title. Coach Bill Laimbeer now has 2 women’s rings to match his 2 mens rings. And Dominique Wilkins FINALLY gets into the basketball hall of fame. He was one of the best Celtics ever :) )

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